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Post by Fiona on Jul 18, 2006 10:12:06 GMT
Once upon a time there was a happy little sprite that lived at Reed towers under the stair who wanted to learn more about a famous bearded dive guru. The little sprite asked Mr Reed if he could meet the beardy one. Mr. Reed replied, "Before I grant you your wish, you must find for me the following 5 items ;- 1. Kendo Nagasakis hood, 2. The magic shoes of the Vision in Black, 3. A wooden sthingy carved with words uttered by Dive Buddha 4. The custom made 'Gold' samurai sword from Okinawa from master craftsman Hattori Hanzo and 5. The sparkliest sea urchin from Dive Princess Fiona's crown. The little Bo'nessian sprite left on his quest for the five objects and a name that suited his charismatic nature and his growing obsession with inner space. He thought his name was Quaid, but wasn't sure if if people would stop calling him Mark. Pondering this thought, he proceeded on his merry way. The sprite packed his little knapsack and set off for Mistress G's dungeon, for she was the keeper of Kendo Nagasakis hood and Pamela Andersons red swimsuit complete with the famous large bumps sown in the front with a roll of tape for that added security lying nearby. Unfortunately Pammies suit wasnt on Quaids quest list, but Kendos hood also being red would match it swimmingly so he tried it on and decided to take it anyway. However, little Quaid soon discovered that the swimsuit chaffed quite badly... "Be a good gimp and take the pain" ordered Mistress G, before demanding that he wear Kendos hood as well. Elated that he now had the first item and a bonus item, Quaid set off on his quest for the other items , swimming the long swim to the land of "Zambullidor" arriving at the port of "Viejo y muy gay" - a land first colonised by Spanish settlers. On arrival at the port, Quaid was greeted by the amazing sight of everyone dressed in black, for this was the land of the followers of The Vision in Black. The black was of a shade so dark that not even the fabled lost FAMI would be able to lighten the depths of the darkness, Quaid was lost. This was no time for tears though and he pressed on to look for the Vision in Black's magic shoes.
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Post by cowboy on Jul 18, 2006 11:41:14 GMT
Once upon a time there was a happy little sprite that lived at Reed towers under the stair who wanted to learn more about a famous bearded dive guru. The little sprite asked Mr Reed if he could meet the beardy one. Mr. Reed replied, "Before I grant you your wish, you must find for me the following 5 items ;- 1. Kendo Nagasakis hood, 2. The magic shoes of the Vision in Black, 3. A wooden sthingy carved with words uttered by Dive Buddha 4. The custom made 'Gold' samurai sword from Okinawa from master craftsman Hattori Hanzo and 5. The sparkliest sea urchin from Dive Princess Fiona's crown. The little Bo'nessian sprite left on his quest for the five objects and a name that suited his charismatic nature and his growing obsession with inner space. He thought his name was Quaid, but wasn't sure if if people would stop calling him Mark. Pondering this thought, he proceeded on his merry way. The sprite packed his little knapsack and set off for Mistress G's dungeon, for she was the keeper of Kendo Nagasakis hood and Pamela Andersons red swimsuit complete with the famous large bumps sown in the front with a roll of tape for that added security lying nearby. Unfortunately Pammies suit wasnt on Quaids quest list, but Kendos hood also being red would match it swimmingly so he tried it on and decided to take it anyway. However, little Quaid soon discovered that the swimsuit chaffed quite badly... "Be a good gimp and take the pain" ordered Mistress G, before demanding that he wear Kendos hood as well. Elated that he now had the first item and a bonus item, Quaid set off on his quest for the other items , swimming the long swim to the land of "Zambullidor" arriving at the port of "Viejo y muy gay" - a land first colonised by Spanish settlers. On arrival at the port, Quaid was greeted by the amazing sight of everyone dressed in black, for this was the land of the followers of The Vision in Black. The black was of a shade so dark that not even the fabled lost FAMI would be able to lighten the depths of the darkness, Quaid was lost. This was no time for tears though and he pressed on to look for the Vision in Black's magic shoes. These were the shoes that could transport him to the totally
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Post by tom on Jul 18, 2006 12:48:20 GMT
mad world of underwater sneakybeaky covert ninja combat. It was
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Post by Sam on Jul 18, 2006 13:27:57 GMT
keep up Tom - you need to cut and paste the previous blurb before adding to it.
Once upon a time there was a happy little sprite that lived at Reed towers under the stair who wanted to learn more about a famous bearded dive guru. The little sprite asked Mr Reed if he could meet the beardy one. Mr. Reed replied, "Before I grant you your wish, you must find for me the following 5 items ;- 1. Kendo Nagasakis hood, 2. The magic shoes of the Vision in Black, 3. A wooden sthingy carved with words uttered by Dive Buddha 4. The custom made 'Gold' samurai sword from Okinawa from master craftsman Hattori Hanzo and 5. The sparkliest sea urchin from Dive Princess Fiona's crown. The little Bo'nessian sprite left on his quest for the five objects and a name that suited his charismatic nature and his growing obsession with inner space. He thought his name was Quaid, but wasn't sure if if people would stop calling him Mark. Pondering this thought, he proceeded on his merry way. The sprite packed his little knapsack and set off for Mistress G's dungeon, for she was the keeper of Kendo Nagasakis hood and Pamela Andersons red swimsuit complete with the famous large bumps sown in the front with a roll of tape for that added security lying nearby. Unfortunately Pammies suit wasnt on Quaids quest list, but Kendos hood also being red would match it swimmingly so he tried it on and decided to take it anyway. However, little Quaid soon discovered that the swimsuit chaffed quite badly... "Be a good gimp and take the pain" ordered Mistress G, before demanding that he wear Kendos hood as well. Elated that he now had the first item and a bonus item, Quaid set off on his quest for the other items , swimming the long swim to the land of "Zambullidor" arriving at the port of "Viejo y muy gay" - a land first colonised by Spanish settlers. On arrival at the port, Quaid was greeted by the amazing sight of everyone dressed in black, for this was the land of the followers of The Vision in Black. The black was of a shade so dark that not even the fabled lost FAMI would be able to lighten the depths of the darkness, Quaid was lost. This was no time for tears though and he pressed on to look for the Vision in Black's magic shoes. These were the shoes that could transport him to the totally mad world of underwater sneakybeaky covert ninja combat. It was well after midnight when Quaid located the VIB, he was in a loud and vibrant
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Post by cowboy on Jul 18, 2006 14:24:18 GMT
Once upon a time there was a happy little sprite that lived at Reed towers under the stair who wanted to learn more about a famous bearded dive guru. The little sprite asked Mr Reed if he could meet the beardy one. Mr. Reed replied, "Before I grant you your wish, you must find for me the following 5 items ;- 1. Kendo Nagasakis hood, 2. The magic shoes of the Vision in Black, 3. A wooden sthingy carved with words uttered by Dive Buddha 4. The custom made 'Gold' samurai sword from Okinawa from master craftsman Hattori Hanzo and 5. The sparkliest sea urchin from Dive Princess Fiona's crown. The little Bo'nessian sprite left on his quest for the five objects and a name that suited his charismatic nature and his growing obsession with inner space. He thought his name was Quaid, but wasn't sure if if people would stop calling him Mark. Pondering this thought, he proceeded on his merry way. The sprite packed his little knapsack and set off for Mistress G's dungeon, for she was the keeper of Kendo Nagasakis hood and Pamela Andersons red swimsuit complete with the famous large bumps sown in the front with a roll of tape for that added security lying nearby. Unfortunately Pammies suit wasnt on Quaids quest list, but Kendos hood also being red would match it swimmingly so he tried it on and decided to take it anyway. However, little Quaid soon discovered that the swimsuit chaffed quite badly... "Be a good gimp and take the pain" ordered Mistress G, before demanding that he wear Kendos hood as well. Elated that he now had the first item and a bonus item, Quaid set off on his quest for the other items , swimming the long swim to the land of "Zambullidor" arriving at the port of "Viejo y muy gay" - a land first colonised by Spanish settlers. On arrival at the port, Quaid was greeted by the amazing sight of everyone dressed in black, for this was the land of the followers of The Vision in Black. The black was of a shade so dark that not even the fabled lost FAMI would be able to lighten the depths of the darkness, Quaid was lost. This was no time for tears though and he pressed on to look for the Vision in Black's magic shoes. These were the shoes that could transport him to the totally mad world of underwater sneakybeaky covert ninja combat. It was well after midnight when Quaid located the VIB, he was in a loud and vibrant farting mood. Many and proud were his calls through the still night air. The local admirers of his dark fashion sense
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Post by divermckay on Jul 18, 2006 15:24:15 GMT
Once upon a time there was a happy little sprite that lived at Reed towers under the stair who wanted to learn more about a famous bearded dive guru. The little sprite asked Mr Reed if he could meet the beardy one. Mr. Reed replied, "Before I grant you your wish, you must find for me the following 5 items ;- 1. Kendo Nagasakis hood, 2. The magic shoes of the Vision in Black, 3. A wooden sthingy carved with words uttered by Dive Buddha 4. The custom made 'Gold' samurai sword from Okinawa from master craftsman Hattori Hanzo and 5. The sparkliest sea urchin from Dive Princess Fiona's crown. The little Bo'nessian sprite left on his quest for the five objects and a name that suited his charismatic nature and his growing obsession with inner space. He thought his name was Quaid, but wasn't sure if if people would stop calling him Mark. Pondering this thought, he proceeded on his merry way. The sprite packed his little knapsack and set off for Mistress G's dungeon, for she was the keeper of Kendo Nagasakis hood and Pamela Andersons red swimsuit complete with the famous large bumps sown in the front with a roll of tape for that added security lying nearby. Unfortunately Pammies suit wasnt on Quaids quest list, but Kendos hood also being red would match it swimmingly so he tried it on and decided to take it anyway. However, little Quaid soon discovered that the swimsuit chaffed quite badly... "Be a good gimp and take the pain" ordered Mistress G, before demanding that he wear Kendos hood as well. Elated that he now had the first item and a bonus item, Quaid set off on his quest for the other items , swimming the long swim to the land of "Zambullidor" arriving at the port of "Viejo y muy gay" - a land first colonised by Spanish settlers. On arrival at the port, Quaid was greeted by the amazing sight of everyone dressed in black, for this was the land of the followers of The Vision in Black. The black was of a shade so dark that not even the fabled lost FAMI would be able to lighten the depths of the darkness, Quaid was lost. This was no time for tears though and he pressed on to look for the Vision in Black's magic shoes. These were the shoes that could transport him to the totally mad world of underwater sneakybeaky covert ninja combat. It was well after midnight when Quaid located the VIB, he was in a loud and vibrant farting mood. Many and proud were his calls through the still night air. The local admirers of his dark fashion sense were in awe at the sheen on his peaked hat and hot pants , second only to the gleeming veneered teeth. With his bling medallion around his
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Post by Sam on Jul 18, 2006 16:48:37 GMT
Once upon a time there was a happy little sprite that lived at Reed towers under the stair who wanted to learn more about a famous bearded dive guru. The little sprite asked Mr Reed if he could meet the beardy one. Mr. Reed replied, "Before I grant you your wish, you must find for me the following 5 items ;- 1. Kendo Nagasakis hood, 2. The magic shoes of the Vision in Black, 3. A wooden sthingy carved with words uttered by Dive Buddha 4. The custom made 'Gold' samurai sword from Okinawa from master craftsman Hattori Hanzo and 5. The sparkliest sea urchin from Dive Princess Fiona's crown. The little Bo'nessian sprite left on his quest for the five objects and a name that suited his charismatic nature and his growing obsession with inner space. He thought his name was Quaid, but wasn't sure if if people would stop calling him Mark. Pondering this thought, he proceeded on his merry way. The sprite packed his little knapsack and set off for Mistress G's dungeon, for she was the keeper of Kendo Nagasakis hood and Pamela Andersons red swimsuit complete with the famous large bumps sown in the front with a roll of tape for that added security lying nearby. Unfortunately Pammies suit wasnt on Quaids quest list, but Kendos hood also being red would match it swimmingly so he tried it on and decided to take it anyway. However, little Quaid soon discovered that the swimsuit chaffed quite badly... "Be a good gimp and take the pain" ordered Mistress G, before demanding that he wear Kendos hood as well. Elated that he now had the first item and a bonus item, Quaid set off on his quest for the other items , swimming the long swim to the land of "Zambullidor" arriving at the port of "Viejo y muy gay" - a land first colonised by Spanish settlers. On arrival at the port, Quaid was greeted by the amazing sight of everyone dressed in black, for this was the land of the followers of The Vision in Black. The black was of a shade so dark that not even the fabled lost FAMI would be able to lighten the depths of the darkness, Quaid was lost. This was no time for tears though and he pressed on to look for the Vision in Black's magic shoes. These were the shoes that could transport him to the totally mad world of underwater sneakybeaky covert ninja combat. It was well after midnight when Quaid located the VIB, he was in a loud and vibrant farting mood. Many and proud were his calls through the still night air. The local admirers of his dark fashion sense were in awe at the sheen on his peaked hat and hot pants , second only to the gleeming veneered teeth. With his bling medallion around his impressive water feature, the VIB hailed Quaid and said...
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Post by Fiona on Jul 18, 2006 18:43:02 GMT
Once upon a time there was a happy little sprite that lived at Reed towers under the stair who wanted to learn more about a famous bearded dive guru. The little sprite asked Mr Reed if he could meet the beardy one. Mr. Reed replied, "Before I grant you your wish, you must find for me the following 5 items ;- 1. Kendo Nagasakis hood, 2. The magic shoes of the Vision in Black, 3. A wooden sthingy carved with words uttered by Dive Buddha 4. The custom made 'Gold' samurai sword from Okinawa from master craftsman Hattori Hanzo and 5. The sparkliest sea urchin from Dive Princess Fiona's crown. The little Bo'nessian sprite left on his quest for the five objects and a name that suited his charismatic nature and his growing obsession with inner space. He thought his name was Quaid, but wasn't sure if if people would stop calling him Mark. Pondering this thought, he proceeded on his merry way. The sprite packed his little knapsack and set off for Mistress G's dungeon, for she was the keeper of Kendo Nagasakis hood and Pamela Andersons red swimsuit complete with the famous large bumps sown in the front with a roll of tape for that added security lying nearby. Unfortunately Pammies suit wasnt on Quaids quest list, but Kendos hood also being red would match it swimmingly so he tried it on and decided to take it anyway. However, little Quaid soon discovered that the swimsuit chaffed quite badly... "Be a good gimp and take the pain" ordered Mistress G, before demanding that he wear Kendos hood as well. Elated that he now had the first item and a bonus item, Quaid set off on his quest for the other items , swimming the long swim to the land of "Zambullidor" arriving at the port of "Viejo y muy gay" - a land first colonised by Spanish settlers. On arrival at the port, Quaid was greeted by the amazing sight of everyone dressed in black, for this was the land of the followers of The Vision in Black. The black was of a shade so dark that not even the fabled lost FAMI would be able to lighten the depths of the darkness, Quaid was lost. This was no time for tears though and he pressed on to look for the Vision in Black's magic shoes. These were the shoes that could transport him to the totally mad world of underwater sneakybeaky covert ninja combat. It was well after midnight when Quaid located the VIB, he was in a loud and vibrant farting mood. Many and proud were his calls through the still night air. The local admirers of his dark fashion sense were in awe at the sheen on his peaked hat and hot pants , second only to the gleeming veneered teeth. With his bling medallion around his impressive water feature, the VIB hailed Quaid and said, "Are you the wee guy who has been spreading nasty rumours about my gender preferences?"
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Post by divermckay on Jul 18, 2006 18:56:53 GMT
Once upon a time there was a happy little sprite that lived at Reed towers under the stair who wanted to learn more about a famous bearded dive guru. The little sprite asked Mr Reed if he could meet the beardy one. Mr. Reed replied, "Before I grant you your wish, you must find for me the following 5 items ;- 1. Kendo Nagasakis hood, 2. The magic shoes of the Vision in Black, 3. A wooden sthingy carved with words uttered by Dive Buddha 4. The custom made 'Gold' samurai sword from Okinawa from master craftsman Hattori Hanzo and 5. The sparkliest sea urchin from Dive Princess Fiona's crown. The little Bo'nessian sprite left on his quest for the five objects and a name that suited his charismatic nature and his growing obsession with inner space. He thought his name was Quaid, but wasn't sure if if people would stop calling him Mark. Pondering this thought, he proceeded on his merry way. The sprite packed his little knapsack and set off for Mistress G's dungeon, for she was the keeper of Kendo Nagasakis hood and Pamela Andersons red swimsuit complete with the famous large bumps sown in the front with a roll of tape for that added security lying nearby. Unfortunately Pammies suit wasnt on Quaids quest list, but Kendos hood also being red would match it swimmingly so he tried it on and decided to take it anyway. However, little Quaid soon discovered that the swimsuit chaffed quite badly... "Be a good gimp and take the pain" ordered Mistress G, before demanding that he wear Kendos hood as well. Elated that he now had the first item and a bonus item, Quaid set off on his quest for the other items , swimming the long swim to the land of "Zambullidor" arriving at the port of "Viejo y muy gay" - a land first colonised by Spanish settlers. On arrival at the port, Quaid was greeted by the amazing sight of everyone dressed in black, for this was the land of the followers of The Vision in Black. The black was of a shade so dark that not even the fabled lost FAMI would be able to lighten the depths of the darkness, Quaid was lost. This was no time for tears though and he pressed on to look for the Vision in Black's magic shoes. These were the shoes that could transport him to the totally mad world of underwater sneakybeaky covert ninja combat. It was well after midnight when Quaid located the VIB, he was in a loud and vibrant farting mood. Many and proud were his calls through the still night air. The local admirers of his dark fashion sense were in awe at the sheen on his peaked hat and hot pants , second only to the gleeming veneered teeth. With his bling medallion around his impressive water feature, the VIB hailed Quaid and said, "Are you the wee guy who has been spreading nasty rumours about my gender preferences?" Quaid turned as red as the swim suit he had on, with an impish grin he admitted that he had been asking about the VIB but swiftly added that he too liked black fluffy cushions and underwater MP3 players, with a twirl of his feather boa he asked ....
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Post by Gavin on Jul 18, 2006 19:22:29 GMT
I go by the moto you are what you wear
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Post by GScrym on Jul 19, 2006 7:38:16 GMT
Once upon a time there was a happy little sprite that lived at Reed towers under the stair who wanted to learn more about a famous bearded dive guru. The little sprite asked Mr Reed if he could meet the beardy one. Mr. Reed replied, "Before I grant you your wish, you must find for me the following 5 items ;- 1. Kendo Nagasakis hood, 2. The magic shoes of the Vision in Black, 3. A wooden sthingy carved with words uttered by Dive Buddha 4. The custom made 'Gold' samurai sword from Okinawa from master craftsman Hattori Hanzo and 5. The sparkliest sea urchin from Dive Princess Fiona's crown. The little Bo'nessian sprite left on his quest for the five objects and a name that suited his charismatic nature and his growing obsession with inner space. He thought his name was Quaid, but wasn't sure if if people would stop calling him Mark. Pondering this thought, he proceeded on his merry way. The sprite packed his little knapsack and set off for Mistress G's dungeon, for she was the keeper of Kendo Nagasakis hood and Pamela Andersons red swimsuit complete with the famous large bumps sown in the front with a roll of tape for that added security lying nearby. Unfortunately Pammies suit wasnt on Quaids quest list, but Kendos hood also being red would match it swimmingly so he tried it on and decided to take it anyway. However, little Quaid soon discovered that the swimsuit chaffed quite badly... "Be a good gimp and take the pain" ordered Mistress G, before demanding that he wear Kendos hood as well. Elated that he now had the first item and a bonus item, Quaid set off on his quest for the other items , swimming the long swim to the land of "Zambullidor" arriving at the port of "Viejo y muy gay" - a land first colonised by Spanish settlers. On arrival at the port, Quaid was greeted by the amazing sight of everyone dressed in black, for this was the land of the followers of The Vision in Black. The black was of a shade so dark that not even the fabled lost FAMI would be able to lighten the depths of the darkness, Quaid was lost. This was no time for tears though and he pressed on to look for the Vision in Black's magic shoes. These were the shoes that could transport him to the totally mad world of underwater sneakybeaky covert ninja combat. It was well after midnight when Quaid located the VIB, he was in a loud and vibrant farting mood. Many and proud were his calls through the still night air. The local admirers of his dark fashion sense were in awe at the sheen on his peaked hat and hot pants , second only to the gleeming veneered teeth. With his bling medallion around his impressive water feature, the VIB hailed Quaid and said, "Are you the wee guy who has been spreading nasty rumours about my gender preferences?" Quaid turned as red as the swim suit he had on, with an impish grin he admitted that he had been asking about the VIB but swiftly added that he too liked black fluffy cushions and underwater MP3 players, with a twirl of his feather boa he asked 'is there anything I can give you so that I may wear that cracking red unitard you are wearing? It would really show definition on my glutes'....
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Post by tahpiks on Jul 19, 2006 7:51:29 GMT
Once upon a time there was a happy little sprite that lived at Reed towers under the stair who wanted to learn more about a famous bearded dive guru. The little sprite asked Mr Reed if he could meet the beardy one. Mr. Reed replied, "Before I grant you your wish, you must find for me the following 5 items ;- 1. Kendo Nagasakis hood, 2. The magic shoes of the Vision in Black, 3. A wooden sthingy carved with words uttered by Dive Buddha 4. The custom made 'Gold' samurai sword from Okinawa from master craftsman Hattori Hanzo and 5. The sparkliest sea urchin from Dive Princess Fiona's crown. The little Bo'nessian sprite left on his quest for the five objects and a name that suited his charismatic nature and his growing obsession with inner space. He thought his name was Quaid, but wasn't sure if if people would stop calling him Mark. Pondering this thought, he proceeded on his merry way. The sprite packed his little knapsack and set off for Mistress G's dungeon, for she was the keeper of Kendo Nagasakis hood and Pamela Andersons red swimsuit complete with the famous large bumps sown in the front with a roll of tape for that added security lying nearby. Unfortunately Pammies suit wasnt on Quaids quest list, but Kendos hood also being red would match it swimmingly so he tried it on and decided to take it anyway. However, little Quaid soon discovered that the swimsuit chaffed quite badly... "Be a good gimp and take the pain" ordered Mistress G, before demanding that he wear Kendos hood as well. Elated that he now had the first item and a bonus item, Quaid set off on his quest for the other items , swimming the long swim to the land of "Zambullidor" arriving at the port of "Viejo y muy gay" - a land first colonised by Spanish settlers. On arrival at the port, Quaid was greeted by the amazing sight of everyone dressed in black, for this was the land of the followers of The Vision in Black. The black was of a shade so dark that not even the fabled lost FAMI would be able to lighten the depths of the darkness, Quaid was lost. This was no time for tears though and he pressed on to look for the Vision in Black's magic shoes. These were the shoes that could transport him to the totally mad world of underwater sneakybeaky covert ninja combat. It was well after midnight when Quaid located the VIB, he was in a loud and vibrant farting mood. Many and proud were his calls through the still night air. The local admirers of his dark fashion sense were in awe at the sheen on his peaked hat and hot pants , second only to the gleeming veneered teeth. With his bling medallion around his impressive water feature, the VIB hailed Quaid and said, "Are you the wee guy who has been spreading nasty rumours about my gender preferences?" Quaid turned as red as the swim suit he had on, with an impish grin he admitted that he had been asking about the VIB but swiftly added that he too liked black fluffy cushions and underwater MP3 players, with a twirl of his feather boa he asked where is your leader who wears the VIB shoes he is know as "The Plumber" for it is said he has the biggest pipe around,i will tade my bling medallion for him to hang on his mighty water feature for his shoes,the VIB were....
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Post by Sam on Jul 19, 2006 8:44:25 GMT
Once upon a time there was a happy little sprite that lived at Reed towers under the stair who wanted to learn more about a famous bearded dive guru. The little sprite asked Mr Reed if he could meet the beardy one. Mr. Reed replied, "Before I grant you your wish, you must find for me the following 5 items ;- 1. Kendo Nagasakis hood, 2. The magic shoes of the Vision in Black, 3. A wooden sthingy carved with words uttered by Dive Buddha 4. The custom made 'Gold' samurai sword from Okinawa from master craftsman Hattori Hanzo and 5. The sparkliest sea urchin from Dive Princess Fiona's crown. The little Bo'nessian sprite left on his quest for the five objects and a name that suited his charismatic nature and his growing obsession with inner space. He thought his name was Quaid, but wasn't sure if if people would stop calling him Mark. Pondering this thought, he proceeded on his merry way. The sprite packed his little knapsack and set off for Mistress G's dungeon, for she was the keeper of Kendo Nagasakis hood and Pamela Andersons red swimsuit complete with the famous large bumps sown in the front with a roll of tape for that added security lying nearby. Unfortunately Pammies suit wasnt on Quaids quest list, but Kendos hood also being red would match it swimmingly so he tried it on and decided to take it anyway. However, little Quaid soon discovered that the swimsuit chaffed quite badly... "Be a good gimp and take the pain" ordered Mistress G, before demanding that he wear Kendos hood as well. Elated that he now had the first item and a bonus item, Quaid set off on his quest for the other items , swimming the long swim to the land of "Zambullidor" arriving at the port of "Viejo y muy gay" - a land first colonised by Spanish settlers. On arrival at the port, Quaid was greeted by the amazing sight of everyone dressed in black, for this was the land of the followers of The Vision in Black. The black was of a shade so dark that not even the fabled lost FAMI would be able to lighten the depths of the darkness, Quaid was lost. This was no time for tears though and he pressed on to look for the Vision in Black's magic shoes. These were the shoes that could transport him to the totally mad world of underwater sneakybeaky covert ninja combat. It was well after midnight when Quaid located the VIB, he was in a loud and vibrant farting mood. Many and proud were his calls through the still night air. The local admirers of his dark fashion sense were in awe at the sheen on his peaked hat and hot pants , second only to the gleeming veneered teeth. With his bling medallion around his impressive water feature, the VIB hailed Quaid and said, "Are you the wee guy who has been spreading nasty rumours about my gender preferences?" Quaid turned as red as the swim suit he had on, with an impish grin he admitted that he had been asking about the VIB but swiftly added that he too liked black fluffy cushions and underwater MP3 players, with a twirl of his feather boa Quaid said you are the leader who wears the VIB shoes and it is said you have the biggest pipe around. The VIB replied 'is there anything I can give you so that I may wear that cracking red unitard you are wearing? It would really show definition on my glutes'....
Gillian and Ernie posted at more or less the same time - edited so that both comments have been added (and more or less makes sense!)
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Post by cowboy on Jul 19, 2006 11:24:19 GMT
Once upon a time there was a happy little sprite that lived at Reed towers under the stair who wanted to learn more about a famous bearded dive guru. The little sprite asked Mr Reed if he could meet the beardy one. Mr. Reed replied, "Before I grant you your wish, you must find for me the following 5 items ;- 1. Kendo Nagasakis hood, 2. The magic shoes of the Vision in Black, 3. A wooden sthingy carved with words uttered by Dive Buddha 4. The custom made 'Gold' samurai sword from Okinawa from master craftsman Hattori Hanzo and 5. The sparkliest sea urchin from Dive Princess Fiona's crown. The little Bo'nessian sprite left on his quest for the five objects and a name that suited his charismatic nature and his growing obsession with inner space. He thought his name was Quaid, but wasn't sure if if people would stop calling him Mark. Pondering this thought, he proceeded on his merry way. The sprite packed his little knapsack and set off for Mistress G's dungeon, for she was the keeper of Kendo Nagasakis hood and Pamela Andersons red swimsuit complete with the famous large bumps sown in the front with a roll of tape for that added security lying nearby. Unfortunately Pammies suit wasnt on Quaids quest list, but Kendos hood also being red would match it swimmingly so he tried it on and decided to take it anyway. However, little Quaid soon discovered that the swimsuit chaffed quite badly... "Be a good gimp and take the pain" ordered Mistress G, before demanding that he wear Kendos hood as well. Elated that he now had the first item and a bonus item, Quaid set off on his quest for the other items , swimming the long swim to the land of "Zambullidor" arriving at the port of "Viejo y muy gay" - a land first colonised by Spanish settlers. On arrival at the port, Quaid was greeted by the amazing sight of everyone dressed in black, for this was the land of the followers of The Vision in Black. The black was of a shade so dark that not even the fabled lost FAMI would be able to lighten the depths of the darkness, Quaid was lost. This was no time for tears though and he pressed on to look for the Vision in Black's magic shoes. These were the shoes that could transport him to the totally mad world of underwater sneakybeaky covert ninja combat. It was well after midnight when Quaid located the VIB, he was in a loud and vibrant farting mood. Many and proud were his calls through the still night air. The local admirers of his dark fashion sense were in awe at the sheen on his peaked hat and hot pants , second only to the gleeming veneered teeth. With his bling medallion around his impressive water feature, the VIB hailed Quaid and said, "Are you the wee guy who has been spreading nasty rumours about my gender preferences?" Quaid turned as red as the swim suit he had on, with an impish grin he admitted that he had been asking about the VIB but swiftly added that he too liked black fluffy cushions and underwater MP3 players, with a twirl of his feather boa Quaid said you are the leader who wears the VIB shoes and it is said you have the biggest pipe around. The VIB replied 'is there anything I can give you so that I may wear that cracking red unitard you are wearing? It would really show definition on my glutes'.... " and cut you right up your sheuch " winked Quaid suggestively......
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Post by divermckay on Jul 19, 2006 13:43:19 GMT
Once upon a time there was a happy little sprite that lived at Reed towers under the stair who wanted to learn more about a famous bearded dive guru. The little sprite asked Mr Reed if he could meet the beardy one. Mr. Reed replied, "Before I grant you your wish, you must find for me the following 5 items ;- 1. Kendo Nagasakis hood, 2. The magic shoes of the Vision in Black, 3. A wooden sthingy carved with words uttered by Dive Buddha 4. The custom made 'Gold' samurai sword from Okinawa from master craftsman Hattori Hanzo and 5. The sparkliest sea urchin from Dive Princess Fiona's crown. The little Bo'nessian sprite left on his quest for the five objects and a name that suited his charismatic nature and his growing obsession with inner space. He thought his name was Quaid, but wasn't sure if if people would stop calling him Mark. Pondering this thought, he proceeded on his merry way. The sprite packed his little knapsack and set off for Mistress G's dungeon, for she was the keeper of Kendo Nagasakis hood and Pamela Andersons red swimsuit complete with the famous large bumps sown in the front with a roll of tape for that added security lying nearby. Unfortunately Pammies suit wasnt on Quaids quest list, but Kendos hood also being red would match it swimmingly so he tried it on and decided to take it anyway. However, little Quaid soon discovered that the swimsuit chaffed quite badly... "Be a good gimp and take the pain" ordered Mistress G, before demanding that he wear Kendos hood as well. Elated that he now had the first item and a bonus item, Quaid set off on his quest for the other items , swimming the long swim to the land of "Zambullidor" arriving at the port of "Viejo y muy gay" - a land first colonised by Spanish settlers. On arrival at the port, Quaid was greeted by the amazing sight of everyone dressed in black, for this was the land of the followers of The Vision in Black. The black was of a shade so dark that not even the fabled lost FAMI would be able to lighten the depths of the darkness, Quaid was lost. This was no time for tears though and he pressed on to look for the Vision in Black's magic shoes. These were the shoes that could transport him to the totally mad world of underwater sneakybeaky covert ninja combat. It was well after midnight when Quaid located the VIB, he was in a loud and vibrant farting mood. Many and proud were his calls through the still night air. The local admirers of his dark fashion sense were in awe at the sheen on his peaked hat and hot pants , second only to the gleeming veneered teeth. With his bling medallion around his impressive water feature, the VIB hailed Quaid and said, "Are you the wee guy who has been spreading nasty rumours about my gender preferences?" Quaid turned as red as the swim suit he had on, with an impish grin he admitted that he had been asking about the VIB but swiftly added that he too liked black fluffy cushions and underwater MP3 players, with a twirl of his feather boa Quaid said you are the leader who wears the VIB shoes and it is said you have the biggest pipe around. The VIB replied 'is there anything I can give you so that I may wear that cracking red unitard you are wearing? It would really show definition on my glutes'.... " and cut you right up your sheuch " winked Quaid suggestively. In a flash Quaid removed his red unitard and pinged it at the VIB, VIB caught it in his teeth and sniffed " mmmmmm essence of man, here have my shoes i won't need them for a while as i'm of to my boudoir to try this thing on". Quaid left naked apart from VIB shoes and Kendos hood
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