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Don
Jan 30, 2006 17:21:33 GMT
Post by Boness Sub Aqua on Jan 30, 2006 17:21:33 GMT
will be at the club next Monday (6th Feb) if you want /need any bits and pieces.
If it is a specific item that you want, please call him first as he may not have it in normal stock.
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Don
Jan 30, 2006 19:26:48 GMT
Post by cowboy on Jan 30, 2006 19:26:48 GMT
what's his number- only i emailed him off his website last week and all quiet so far...........want to get hold of his beardie self.
;D
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goldfish
just dipping the toe in
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Don
Jan 31, 2006 15:14:55 GMT
Post by goldfish on Jan 31, 2006 15:14:55 GMT
I smite thee oh cowboy for yee hath proclaimed thynself to be a divegod.
Thowt should know that there be only one divegod.
Though its name cannot be spoken 'less it be burned into thyne drysuit causing plague(extreme damp).
Denounce thynself of false title and worship naked, covered only in french technical talcum, at the feet of the ONE.
Seek forgiveness for thyne blasphemy and spread the word.
Brothers and sisters rejoice.
ps have a nice day. ;D
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Don
Jan 31, 2006 22:33:06 GMT
Post by Fiona on Jan 31, 2006 22:33:06 GMT
Let's all smite him just for a laugh! These country Lords always get too big for their (cowboy) boots and need brought down a peg or five. Besides, the website has been devoid of some bloody good bitching for some time. Tally Ho......
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Don
Feb 1, 2006 12:06:49 GMT
Post by divermckay on Feb 1, 2006 12:06:49 GMT
Let us all bully cowboy lets steel all his karma and see how quickly we can get it to zero lets see if we can make cowboy cry like a baby mwaaaaa haaaaahaaaaaaa mwaaaaa hhaaaaaa ahaaaaaa
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Don
Feb 1, 2006 17:37:49 GMT
Post by GScrym on Feb 1, 2006 17:37:49 GMT
Oh we can't bully Master Cowboy we can't, he'll get terrible angry with us underlings! He'll come straight downstairs, crack us with a birch and we won't get no gruel! .
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Don
Feb 1, 2006 17:40:09 GMT
Post by GScrym on Feb 1, 2006 17:40:09 GMT
And on a completely different subject, is there something we should know about Goldfish? Wanting to see cowboy worshipping naked, covered in french technical talcum.
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goldfish
just dipping the toe in
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Don
Feb 2, 2006 15:06:03 GMT
Post by goldfish on Feb 2, 2006 15:06:03 GMT
i dont remember anything what you talking about
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Don
Feb 2, 2006 20:52:51 GMT
Post by cowboy on Feb 2, 2006 20:52:51 GMT
ok, that's it- when the committee come round (not the rest of you lowlives - yes, that's you fiona) i'll get Riffraff to let the dogs out!! i think you're all just so spiteful and hurtful and nasty to steal my karma. green is such a bad colour on you Fiona...............don't steal mine- earn your own!! besides, i didn't make myself a divegod, our administrator has that power alone- she'sthe one what did it guv' honest....... as for karting, i'll go with anyone that wants to, but it's been mentioned on a monday and here and so far nobody is beating my door in - admittedly the drawbridge is up. given that as soon as i book they want 50% upfront i am loathe to book it on a whim - contrary to rumour i am not a self-made millionaire and until the market rises can't find the funds for that. so firm up people - and let's try and sort out a date. or would people prefer laser zone, its cheaper and any night 's a goer for that??? i'd go as long as i can bring the 12bore that i use for grouse and blow you mean buggers away!! do your worst, and let's be honest, that could be quite bad...... ;D ;D ;D
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Don
Feb 2, 2006 22:45:06 GMT
Post by Fiona on Feb 2, 2006 22:45:06 GMT
Exactly how naughty does one have to be before Birch Whipping commences?
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Don
Feb 3, 2006 7:43:29 GMT
Post by cowboy on Feb 3, 2006 7:43:29 GMT
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Don
Feb 3, 2006 11:26:52 GMT
Post by Fiona on Feb 3, 2006 11:26:52 GMT
Oh so it's "princess" today is it? Yesterday I was all the lowlife scum of the day. You just don't want to lose anymore of your precious karma! Unfortunately you'll have to do better than that. I smite you in the hope of a good flogging in return
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Don
Feb 3, 2006 11:33:46 GMT
Post by cowboy on Feb 3, 2006 11:33:46 GMT
don't fret fiona, you'll always be lowlife to me.......................
would you like the dried penile whip (i have my sources), or just the standard leather job??
smite me bitch, smite me!!!!!!
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Don
Feb 3, 2006 13:06:44 GMT
Post by Fiona on Feb 3, 2006 13:06:44 GMT
Don't recall ever having had to make such an odd choice with respect to whips before. Whatever comes to hand - I'm really quite easily pleased ;D
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Don
Feb 3, 2006 15:38:49 GMT
Post by divermckay on Feb 3, 2006 15:38:49 GMT
I smittededed you again cowboy just for the hell of it coz am a mean and nasty bugger plus youre the administrators dive god and not me boooooo hhoooooo
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