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Don
Feb 5, 2006 8:24:03 GMT
Post by Fiona on Feb 5, 2006 8:24:03 GMT
Estate gimp perhaps? ?
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Don
Feb 5, 2006 8:29:18 GMT
Post by GScrym on Feb 5, 2006 8:29:18 GMT
Well he has the mask and the rubber suit. Although I'm sure he can use that outfit for cleaning the many chimneys at Reed Towers.
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Don
Feb 5, 2006 11:54:30 GMT
Post by cowboy on Feb 5, 2006 11:54:30 GMT
can do better than phenopthalein, depends on how ill people want to be.......... the estate is missing a gimp - we could have organised gimp hunts, gimp shoots, put two gimps in a pit to fight, best dressed gimp contests - endless joys for the country set. so good of you to have broken him to a life of meaningless servitude - ready made gimp, fantastic. you could do it as a business catering to potential gimp owners who haven't quite got the time to break their own rubber suited manservants. fiona could be your henchwoman, luring poor specimens in with her charms and passing them on to you for breaking. where exactly is the dungeon ladies?? let's be realistic, both of you are more likely gimpees (owners of gimps) then gimpettes (freaks in rubber). he's right about the number of times i'll be diving though- absolute bummer, i don't think i'm out at all before i go to the red sea............ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D (did that sound even a teensy bit smug??)
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Don
Feb 5, 2006 12:00:34 GMT
Post by GScrym on Feb 5, 2006 12:00:34 GMT
I also have a procedure for sanitising and purging your gimp. There's nothing worse than a filthy gimp when you have people coming round.
I have a rather large cupboard under the stairs where I can house varying sizes of gimps. The shed at the back of Fiona's house doubles as a training area. At the moment, it's purely a fun venture but if the debauched upper classes require gimps for cash then that's a niche in the market we can fill.
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Don
Feb 5, 2006 12:15:32 GMT
Post by cowboy on Feb 5, 2006 12:15:32 GMT
i trust gimp sanitising involves a large flexible, well-lubricated and rather threatening looking pump. it should deliver at least a half-litre of purging agent per stroke. i happen to have such a device at work if you need it at any pint that your gimp is particularly in need of a good purge. i'm trying hard not to have a head filled with rather disturbing images of you and fiona suitably attired and delivering severe corporal punishment to your rubber-suited partner. i admire your openness though at opening up this chapter of your life, it's a sign of society recognisisng that you have the right to lead your rubbery lives as you see fit.
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Don
Feb 5, 2006 15:19:46 GMT
Post by divermckay on Feb 5, 2006 15:19:46 GMT
after a ruthless weekend of throwing grannies oot ma pub and then working my bum off so they can do their shopping , i come home to find my karma at an all time low. my ego is well and truly been deflated and i need some lovin. anybody out there with any spare love i will gladly recieve it in the form of karma. im really a lonely little insecure shy boy who needs affection. if m'lord cowboy would forgive me for smiting him i would be ever so gratefull. but why has everybody picked on me? it was goldfish started it? booohoooo booo hooo sniff sniff sobb sob
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Don
Feb 5, 2006 16:59:46 GMT
Post by cowboy on Feb 5, 2006 16:59:46 GMT
if u need lovin' just ask Gillian to loan you one of her trainees, from what she says they are expert in all forms of the sensual...............
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Don
Feb 5, 2006 17:13:43 GMT
Post by GScrym on Feb 5, 2006 17:13:43 GMT
Aren't you supposed to throw Grannies aff the bus Graeme?
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Don
Feb 5, 2006 18:02:05 GMT
Post by cowboy on Feb 5, 2006 18:02:05 GMT
not if they're scary old wimmin'.............a man should know his limits. ;D mind you, maybe they could give him some of the luvvin' he feels he lacks - in this case it would be toothless luvvin'. an acquired taste i'm sure.
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goldfish
just dipping the toe in
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Don
Feb 6, 2006 13:43:39 GMT
Post by goldfish on Feb 6, 2006 13:43:39 GMT
You seem to be an expert in the erotic arts should you maybe be called love god instead of dive god I think he's moved on from grannies off buses to grandads from pubs. He's a big bully and i smite him for it
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Don
Feb 6, 2006 17:09:21 GMT
Post by cowboy on Feb 6, 2006 17:09:21 GMT
just ask the laydees............i'm a legend in my own lunchbox. but i'm sure i pale into insignificance against some other members of the club. any lady divers want to conduct a random trial of the erotic expertise of the male members................of the club? i'm not sure how expert a gimp has to be though, so maybe that disqualifies at least one member automatically.
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Don
Feb 6, 2006 17:43:10 GMT
Post by GScrym on Feb 6, 2006 17:43:10 GMT
I make sure all the gimps stored under my stairs are fully trained in any area of work the client or 'gimper' might require. Just look upon them as a wipe clean butler that will carry out any duties required.
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Don
Feb 6, 2006 17:58:23 GMT
Post by cowboy on Feb 6, 2006 17:58:23 GMT
it is the ideal uniform - won't ever stain, easy to dust, and you never see the staff member sweat. would be quite handy for calving a cow in - all the mucus and blood would slide off............. i can see why you are a fan of the gimping scene Mistress Gillian. did you lead Princess Fiona into that world or did she lead you?? poor Ronnie (referred to hereafter as "the gimp") never stood a chance.
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Don
Feb 7, 2006 15:15:32 GMT
Post by divermckay on Feb 7, 2006 15:15:32 GMT
I exhault you my mistress scrymgeour. Thankyou for the training. My new mistress has put me to good use around the house. I get regular beatings if my chores aren't done, but get my bread and water when they are. She isnt quite as ruthless as you as i can sometimes sleep in the cats bed if master stumpy isnt using it. Its so cozy compared to the box under the stairs. I also exhault you master cowboy. In an effort to make peace. After you put my rent up to three chickens a goat and a quart of milk i dont have anything else to eat, except Master stumpys left overs. Even gimps have to eat sometimes
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Don
Feb 7, 2006 15:34:05 GMT
Post by cowboy on Feb 7, 2006 15:34:05 GMT
i would thank you for the exaltation, but as a gimp i expect a break from the regular beatings is thanks enough. in turn, i exalt you gimp graeme for coming clean about your alter ego............
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