jo90
dooks fairly often
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Post by jo90 on Aug 27, 2008 11:33:55 GMT
divermkay, were the knobs of butter not tofu? Perhaps The Lap Of Power could enlighten us. The green bits were asparagus and you should ask fionagal about the side effects of that nutritious veggie. ?? Most enlightening and she was sober too!!
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Post by divermckay on Aug 27, 2008 12:29:55 GMT
I thought that cowboys chef had maybe put butter in the salad instead of the corn. I didnt taste it as i didnt want to ruin my discerning palate. The food was good and plentiful.
I then heard cowboy explain to his future painting victim that it was very special mozzarella ( the real stuff) from buffalo bulls. Its milked by very brave milkmaids with big hands who churn it with their large hairy feet.
Personally i'm glad i didnt taste it.
Pol, just so you know. I hate being the victim of practical jokes. My sense of humour fails (i do have one). Due to this fact i dont participate when others are playing nasty tricks. I was about to defend you with the help of Terri, but as i approached she ran to get the make up and nail varnish ( while stating it was a shame). I was threatened by a vet with a big prick so sat back down horrified as you were mutilated. I cannot appologise enough for their behaviour and just hope you remember my great and sincere efforts of protection when we are coccooned on a boat.
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Pol
wannabe diver
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Post by Pol on Aug 27, 2008 15:36:39 GMT
It’s ok G. The dish can be served using a model of discrimination for those involved in either laughter or implementation of referred vulnerable adult abuse on the evening……! Ps can someone tell me how to remove the pink stuff from my toes!!?? Nitromors paint stripper is playing havoc with my athletes foot !!!
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Post by GScrym on Aug 27, 2008 16:47:04 GMT
Nail polish remover would be a good start ;D. I'm surprised G hasn't suggested this.
If you want to look nice and chavvy in your sandals on holiday then just let it chip off.
I'm hugely impressed that the adverts have now changed to links for nail varnish and fungal nail infections.
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Post by cowboy on Aug 27, 2008 17:10:09 GMT
i would like to make clear that yes, G sat back and was not involved - unless you call tears running down his face involved; he laughed Pol, oh how he laughed. me i was being coerced by Terri and the lovely Fiona (her sidekick) - i felt awful the whole time for you. you must admit they are a force that is hard to resist......... oh and Sam took all the imagery, let's not forget to drag her into this shame. what can i say, other than i thought you liked the way your feet looked (slightly unhealthily) - in fact you thought they wee nicer than anyone elses. oh and the vegetable matter defo wasn't me! nails yes, veggies no. i do feel bad for lifting the lid on your feminine side, but i thought you were very brave to embrace it in front of everyone.
standing idly by and allowing something to happen is after all as bad as being involved - so i reckon we are all in the doodoo together......don't let them fool you Pol, they knew it was wrong!!!!!
the falkirk one.
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Post by divermckay on Aug 28, 2008 15:07:51 GMT
I deny the fact that i had tears streaming down my face at this point. I did have tears earlier in the night due to the phobia confessions of Fiona Gal.
Any further tears were maybe due to the fear of being tarred with the same brush as all the jokers, having to endure a week on a boat looking over my shoulder for revenge attacks and then trying to look at the funny side before storming off in a strop.
I know of at least 2 people who were not party to this tom foolery. Cowgirl and Mr Bews will protect me. Their names even sound like super heroe characters.
COWGIRL and MR BEWS save the day.
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Post by MoshDiver on Sept 1, 2008 15:10:24 GMT
Can we get this back on topic!! Moderator please!!!
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Post by divermckay on Sept 2, 2008 15:31:19 GMT
Cheers moshdiver.
I was looking forward to the holiday but now judging by the vids its all fish and dolphins, rough seas and too hot. Wheres all the rusty metal, snow fall and coke bottle mooring lines. What have i let myself in for.
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Post by cowboy on Sept 2, 2008 16:27:37 GMT
don't fret big man, there's plenty metal for you wreckies.....i know how much you love metal, might even be what is technically known as a "humping gun" - i have seen for myself how much you love them.
should be a total laugh- i intend to have a really great week, and by god you will enjoy yourself!
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Post by divermckay on Sept 2, 2008 19:15:46 GMT
och well a don't know, al try ma best, am jist no share its fur me.
a like tae drive a couple o hunder miles in the drivin rain, drag ma kit oot the boot, get wringin as am kittin up, dive in broon cold water, see nae fish, drive hame and wonder why. So am sure yae kin see why am a bit fiert, a dinnae want tae waste it fur o yeez keen divers. A mite jist take a big book and live in a wee coarner o the injin room till its o done and a kin git hame and start planning ma next finnart dook.
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Post by cowboy on Sept 3, 2008 15:27:01 GMT
big book with big writing??
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Post by Kit Gimp on Sept 3, 2008 15:34:40 GMT
Hey divermckay, I know you have been busy with your forty, kilty, swinging, chainsaw thingy. But if you had bothered to come along to the last couple of dives you would have seen an abundance of sea life, everything from the humble jelly fish to a beautiful Conger Eel swimming out in the open, and many many fish. Or would all that be too much fer ye. A ken yer only h'py when its chukin it doon so Sunday at Conger Alley wid ha been richt up yer street, it wis wet in an oot the water, there wus banter an' there wus fush!
I do hope you are able to make it along if there is a dive this Sunday - it would be frightfully good to see you old chap. One is desperate to see if that gorse bush of a beard has got any bigger and if the badger that lives in there is ok.
Do not be concerned if you or your kit has got a bit rusty as there are usually some quite experienced divers who would be more than happy to help you get back into the water before you have to do those dives in the Red Sea with all that visibility and those strange exotic species (Bo'ness SCOTSAC members).
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Post by divermckay on Sept 4, 2008 15:36:41 GMT
commando comic actually!!! I found the beano to taxing. I am diving on Sunday and was hoping to go somewhere other than Ballah glen coe, i dived there on my last expedition. I might just not bother , maybeez eye maybeez no. ooooooh the mystery.
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Post by divermckay on Sept 4, 2008 15:39:08 GMT
divermkay, were the knobs of butter not tofu? Perhaps The Lap Of Power could enlighten us. The green bits were asparagus and you should ask fionagal about the side effects of that nutritious veggie. ?? Most enlightening and she was sober too!! when reading this post i thought there was something wrong with it, i've kept going back to it. Today my powers of observation have spotted whats wrong. My name has a sea in it. I'll leave it to you all to place it.
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Post by Kit Gimp on Sept 4, 2008 22:53:17 GMT
Sorry about the typo that was me, I was on Jo90s lap.....top and I cAnt tip Ver y weLL. I will make sure that there is a c in your name in the future. As for you possibly not diving on sunday all I can say is........ Gowon, gowon, gowon, gowon, gowon, gowon.......etc.
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