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Post by cowboy on Aug 14, 2008 12:10:29 GMT
thought you had a little prick already big man??
s'wat sam says anyway.............
ps dave A was in with his wee dug and we were chatting as you do about the club etc..........he'd heard you were doing the fort/kilty thing and wondered if it was some form of swinging! i nearly wet myself, but then i started to wonder myself...............
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Post by divermckay on Aug 15, 2008 12:17:56 GMT
He was at the club on Monday night. I dont know if you are aware that the club still meets on a Monday night. Its still half past eight at Boness rec centre.
He did mention the expensive fees with no loyalty discount for fellow ex divers.
I also explained about the kilty skirty thing.
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Post by cowboy on Aug 15, 2008 20:17:27 GMT
sadly i occasionally have to work for a living outside normal hours and on such occasions can't always make it. thanks for the reminder though and i will try harder to make it along- if you miss me that much just come out and say it, or drop by for a beer; fridge is usually full.
as for the fees, his wee dug is insured so he's not paying anyway, he did get something off but doesnt know it cos i never said (i'm shy that way), and i have dive fees to pay (SSAC fees, club fees - saving some by missing mondays though) and the staffs wage bill had to go up recently - the under butler deserved minimum wage after years of faithfull service. all this costs money.............
anyhoo, back to the panic room to count the doubloons.........
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Post by divermckay on Aug 16, 2008 12:10:34 GMT
How comes u have a divine diver under your name, others have dive princess or some other comical nickname. I get a boring master diver bi,
I know you have a sense of humour, but sometimes others take things a little seriously. I better explain that Dave didnt mention your fees. Or how ludicously expensive they are, I just made that up from information i got from Sam.
See ya in 5 weeks.
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Post by cowboy on Aug 16, 2008 13:46:24 GMT
in this usergroup , as in life , you get what you deserve G. where u off to for 5 weeks??? i realise where we'll both be in 5 weeks - that boats gonna be d**n small to get away from some folk............
i'll see you at bbq 1st no?
i know im expensive, but the best is never cheap!! lol
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Post by divermckay on Aug 18, 2008 11:02:29 GMT
i meant ludicrously expensive. You missed my typo, you must be slipping Mr Cowboy.
I'm away for 5 weeks to visit my special happy place somewhere deep in my subconcious, i can dream of diving with great friends who all share my outlook on life with the same sense of humour. Where the fishes are always friendly and nothing can sting, bite or eat you. Nobody ever argues or bitches. The beer is free and the kebabs are huge. I have a 6 pack that pete andre would die for and all the woman folks dont moan about cooking and cleaning. I have my own servants who carry out my every wish (some already have that priviledge). The sea will be warm, crystal clear and flat calm, the sun bright and toastie. Not to toastie though. Just right to get an amazing tan without the need for sticky suncream or sunburn.
I'm not allowed to invite anybody to my happy place because its maximum security at Carstairs.
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Post by cowboy on Aug 18, 2008 18:19:20 GMT
saw Dave again today, was happy to confirm to him that you indeed "swing" and possibly even "dog"...............he nodded in a way that spoke volumes but in a very quiet voice. be honest, Carstairs is really a S&M paradise where you indulge your every whim - cuffs and coshs, locks and chains, hall and oates...........
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Post by Kit Gimp on Aug 19, 2008 9:08:23 GMT
Cowboy you may well have hit on something here! Last night Diver Mckay, under no pressure whatsoever, confessed that on the internet he is a teenage girl and at the weekends he is known as Susan!
Oh and you forgot Marks and Suspenders.
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Post by cowboy on Aug 19, 2008 16:30:19 GMT
that confirms it.........i thought i saw him in miss selfridge as i walked past last week but couldnt believe it was him as i thought he'd look better than he did in a crop top. trying not to think of "Susan" in suspenders.....just too disturbing, can see him with hold ups easier. not sure he's up to the intricacies of the clasp work involved in donning sussies..........but perhaps he has hidden talents as well as hidden depths. bless him though, he's so discreet usually. the times i've seen him in tights at a dive site i believed him when he said it was to keep him warm, now i realise what was really going on. i feel so foolish for being taken in by his cunning deception, fluttering lashes and silky smooth lies..........
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Post by divermckay on Aug 20, 2008 13:14:14 GMT
Its not my lies that are silky smooth. How else do you think i can get away with no ladders.
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Post by cowboy on Aug 20, 2008 20:09:41 GMT
hope the smoothness stops at the tops of your thighs! trying very hard not to have a mental image right now....................although i believe everything looks bigger when trimmed, so i can understand why you might want to do that.
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Post by tahpiks on Aug 21, 2008 7:28:57 GMT
Dear dear,what can i say you leave the place for 5mins an everyone is turning trani on me!!! Big g was my right hand man for scary diver for the newbies. Big man what have they done to you!!!!!! DO i know the kit gimp? the only gimp i knew was wee rab ha ha Sorry to hear your on sad times cowboy i hope a raging horse flu takes off an you can re employ jeeves ;D Hope all is well with you guys gutted to see your all going to red sea have fun wish i was there. Say hi to the team
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Post by cowboy on Aug 21, 2008 14:25:10 GMT
"right hand man"........trying so hard, biting my tongue......
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Post by divermckay on Aug 22, 2008 14:48:33 GMT
to Quote an old vet " bless 'im"
Never scary and never right hand. I get all off balance.
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Post by MoshDiver on Aug 22, 2008 16:03:11 GMT
brings a whole new meaning to an assisted ascent
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