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Post by cowboy on Aug 22, 2008 16:56:18 GMT
definitely watching out if asked to do a shared ascent with him!!
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Post by divermckay on Aug 23, 2008 12:38:32 GMT
I never share as i prefer solo activities
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Post by Kit Gimp on Aug 23, 2008 15:08:15 GMT
Each to your own DiverMckay. Obviously you will please yourself.
On the subject of shared ascent is it better to give or receive?
I know which I would prefer.
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Post by cowboy on Aug 23, 2008 16:38:59 GMT
depends on who one's buddy is!
some folk i just wouldn't.............but in principle being the donor is always best, can take back the mouthpiece if things get out of control....
;D ;D ;D
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Post by cowboy on Aug 24, 2008 17:07:17 GMT
breaking news from the BBQ....3 more for red sea trip....
Alvin, Simon and Theodore.......all keen and apparently good friends of moshdiver.
also another transgender member of the club to attend, last seen with makeup and nail varnish.....and worryingly admiring his girlie feet.
and least said about Ms Galbraith the better.......
me i was depressingly sober......the mansion house and full staff doesnt pay for itself.....
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Post by cowboy on Aug 25, 2008 7:38:46 GMT
ah yes, i'd forgotten about "the lap of power"............
but i see you've added it to my tag Sam.......i seem to remember someone else got complimented as well, but they just didn't have the same powerful lap!
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Post by Kit Gimp on Aug 25, 2008 13:07:47 GMT
Cowboy, you may have not been drinking but there are some worrying photographs of you either "shrimping" Pauls toes or worshiping at his........alter! Cobra 0% alcohol must be good stuff!!
It turns out you were painting his toenails and were very good at it. Practice does indeed make perfect. I assume the smaller animals need a firm but steady hand.
Terri and Fiona doing the Fin Dance was a joy and I'm sure they will be pleased to know that all other members indeed the whole world will be able to see it when it appears on youtube or bebo any day now.
Many thanks to Paul and Terri for a fabulous evening. I thought Graeme was going to die he was laughing so much.
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Post by divermckay on Aug 25, 2008 13:09:35 GMT
I wasn't concerned about the nail varnish victim, i was more curious about how the applier knew how to do such a good job. One must assume that skills like that are developed and perfected with years of practice.
Applied while on all fours would suggest a submisive posture.
I did hear mumbling chants. Was this the painter chanting under his breath "yes mistress, sorry mistress, it will dry if i blow harder mistress, punish me mistress"
Lap of power ? What did i miss?
Laugh? Are you sure i wasnt choking on something? I have a reputation to uphold.
It was a rather good night. The rice with green and red stuff with dollops of butter was the subject of much discussion.
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Post by cowboy on Aug 25, 2008 21:17:31 GMT
kitgimp is correct, the hamsters are an absolute bugger to do - they squirm when the varnish brush is applied, i think it tickles their little toesies.
and as for the butter, well it's good to know that a discerning palate isn't necessary to be in the club......neither is good taste, sobriety, or an innate sense of shame.
bless us everyone x
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Post by MoshDiver on Aug 26, 2008 7:59:55 GMT
Cheers Paul & Terri for an excellent night on Saturday. Think I missed the lap of power is it gonna be on YouTube as well?
Who's gonna host the post Red Sea slide / video / re-live every moment / excuse to drink (not that we need one!) BBQ?
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Pol
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Post by Pol on Aug 26, 2008 11:19:21 GMT
Guys, thanks a million for coming along. Terri and I had a great time also,,,,,, until the miller mist desceded and rendered me incapable!!! Apologies for not staying awake! but at least my concious departure provided a good platform for some group therapy!!.... However, I don't think painting ones toe nails and inserting corn on the cob and letuce into ones ear hole forms any part of the SSAC vulnerable adult policy!! They say revenge is a dish best served cold!!! and from memory there are a lot of salads served up on these live aboard boats Look forward to seeing you all again soon.
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Post by cowboy on Aug 26, 2008 12:11:21 GMT
the lap of power made it's appearance after Alvin and his little chums left. i don't know that you are quite ready for the lap of power moshdiver! although to quote from the evening "who wouldnt"!
will the cold dish/salad have knobs of butter in it??
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Post by divermckay on Aug 26, 2008 12:36:53 GMT
to ask the obvious.
Or just knobs?
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Post by Pol on Aug 26, 2008 14:34:04 GMT
Did that conversation actually take place!! I thought I had actually dreamt that someone thought the tasty mozzarella cheese in the rice salad was in fact knobs of butter!!!!!!! I think someone spiked my Miller with nail varnish. DiverMckay mate! you should stick to looking out for killer whales… ;D
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Post by cowboy on Aug 26, 2008 16:41:07 GMT
divermckay just loves butter in his salads.........mmmmm tasty.
next time i'll make one specially for him, as a wee treat.
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