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Post by Sam on Jul 13, 2006 7:39:21 GMT
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Answer:
Get off the children's carousel and, next time, don't drink so much
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Post by Fiona on Jul 13, 2006 9:32:47 GMT
Did you make that up for a laugh or is there a genuine sensible answer??
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Post by Sam on Jul 13, 2006 11:37:10 GMT
nope no sensible answer - if you are ever able to tell me that you are driving behind a car-sized pig I would be a bit worried.
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Post by divermckay on Oct 6, 2008 12:46:51 GMT
Just been through some of the older stuff on here.
What have i gotten myself into Sam is weird where did she get that scenario from.
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Post by Kit Gimp on Oct 7, 2008 20:21:58 GMT
Drugs!!!
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Post by MoshDiver on Oct 8, 2008 8:14:15 GMT
or on the road to Inverary when the showies where on! Hey Sam's agreed to be your wife... that's not the actions of a sane person  |
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Post by cowboy on Oct 8, 2008 18:10:05 GMT
musta been narked- it's the only rational explanation.
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Post by divermckay on Oct 10, 2008 11:07:41 GMT
rapture of the deep
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Post by cowboy on Oct 10, 2008 16:05:55 GMT
you aren't deep!!
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Post by divermckay on Oct 11, 2008 11:06:17 GMT
not in public anyway.
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Post by Kit Gimp on Oct 17, 2008 15:07:23 GMT
She was under the influence of flatulence.
It's a powerful aphrodisiac.
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Post by cowboy on Oct 17, 2008 16:23:47 GMT
if she was under the influence of a gas mix, would it have been n(itr)oxious gas? and does that mean that the big man is the wind in her sails, the giver of the gust who goes on giving, her fluffer even?  |
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Post by Kit Gimp on Oct 17, 2008 19:23:24 GMT
Cowboy I will bow to your superior knowledge on this subject but as G is the actor luvvy wouldn't he require a Fluffer...making Sam the obvious Fluffett.  |
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