Monday 26th October curry

[graeme]

Monday 26th October was ear marked for a curry night. This also falls in with Susans last night at the club. We asked Susan if she prefered any venue. She wasnt bothered but somewhere close for her would be good.

I thought it would be nice to oblige.

I have booked the Ashoka Shak in Mcarthur glen outlet centre in livingston half seven for quarter to eight.

Hope there is a good turn out, i advised a minimum of 10 people they have asked me to let them know how many more may turn up so interested people please put names as usual


Graeme
Sam

[Kit Gimp]

Sounds good.

Please include Jo and myself.

Graeme
Sam
Roddy
Jo

[cowboy]

do you have a postcode or directions- i know livingston about as well as gimp and yourself know your way round a real woman!!

health update - backs improving, cold is touch and go though......knew you'd be interested and thanks for the flowers and choccies.

[thomasduff]

Sounds good.

Please include Jo and myself.

Graeme
Sam
Roddy
Jo
Thomas

[Sam]

Oct 21, 2009 20:22:11 GMT cowboy said:

do you have a postcode or directions- i know livingston about as well as gimp and yourself know your way round a real woman!!

CB - its in the big Livingston Shopping Centre (signposted from anywhere in Livingston) - next to the VIB's water sculpture.

Not quite your normal shopping location like Harvey Nicks, but I'm sure you will find it ok.

[graeme]

Ashoka Shak
Almondvale Ave
Livingston, EH54 6QX
01506 416 622


As Sam has already pointed out. Head to livingston. follow signs to almondvale centre, mcarthurglen,town centre, They are pretty much one and the same. Park car in car park (free) walk into mcarthurglen just inside the door you will see either a large water feature as created by VIB or a map. Walk to the map and find the big red you are here spot. Locate Ashoka Shak on store directory. Look at map and follow the floor plan(really easy as its just a big circle) when you reach Ashoka Shak door it will say one of the following. Push or Pull. Follow the corrct advice. The door will open, if it doesnt you have done the opposite of the instruction on the door. When you have conquered this tricky obstacle a nice member of staff will ask you if you want to be seated. I highly reccommend you say yes and there is a table booked by G Mckay. If you say no its difficult to hold your meal and eat at the same time. Hope this is of assistance to you. If not. Go to your nearest police station and explain you got lost and you think your mummy is at Ashoka Shak in Mcarthurglen in livingston and the nice officer will take you there by the hand.

[cowboy]

ah Harvey Nicks...........only bought one thing there ever and it was for the wonderful Mrs.CB, winced at the price but the customer service was excellent.

she swallowed and everything........and no gimp, unlike your types of present it didn't blow up, unzip down the middle, or have peek a boo access.

(i'm just so crude!)

thanks for directions, i'll confess i know several horsey and coo places round L'ton, but no idea how to find/or the name of the shopping centre.
is the fountain diveable...only the pool is closed!

oh gimpy, i have found a ?Khushi?? in dunfermline!! i'm told it's vg, tick and gold star.

[MoshDiver]

Does CB not have any GPS on in his big flash motor? Or maybe his butler could drive him.

Count me in.

Graeme
Sam
Roddy
Jo
Thomas
Martin + 'martins jewellery'

[Kit Gimp]

Hey Tomas Duff .........

Is there something you should be telling me. Judging by your posting you and Jo are going to the curry night together......fight fight fight!!

Don't worry about Cooboy coming to Livi (L'ton? where the f is that? Luton?) he made such a fuss about us going to The Deer Park in Livingston that I moved the venue to Camelon Falkirk then he didn't even show, so judging by the fuss he is making now we won't see him till Christmas. With any luck.

And as for the other stuff I find that hard to swallow..........so well done to Nikki. Lol.

[fionagal]

Sounds good.

Please include Jo and myself.

Graeme
Sam
Roddy
Jo
Thomas
Fiona
Gavin

[graeme]

Susan
Graeme
Sam
Roddy
Jo
Thomas
Fiona
Gavin
Catriona
Hazel
Allan Bews (eightish oclock)

[jo90]

Great night had by all!

And very informative too - Martin should now be aware that all men have john thomases but only a select few have prince alberts!

Lol

ps. Please accept my sincere apologies CB for the comment about your comb-over!

[graeme]

never eat chillis when you spend the day miles from a toilet wrapped in water proof survival suit.

The panic when you do get to a toilet and your body seems to know release is imminent and you have studs velcro and zips to undo before you get to normal clothing.

CB/KG studs, velcro and zips what more do you need. Let the nonsense prevail. I'll check back after i've harvested my strawberries..

[GScrym]

By strawberries do you mean small red fruit on farmville or would that be some effect of the chillis last night.

As for the other things you mentioned, it's like an s&m Wizard Of Oz - Zips and Studs and Velcro - Oh My!!!

[Kit Gimp]

Oct 27, 2009 16:58:40 GMT @graeme said:

your body seems to know release is imminent and you have studs velcro and zips to undo before you get to normal clothing.

Your fingers are fumbling breathing heavily you gasp.....and then....... it's all over.....

The long winter nights must fly by at chez McKay.

Mistress G is right it is a cornucopia of innuendo. Thanks Graeme for all the visual treats skipping across my mind. Do you work with Mosh? He apparently is very used to studs velcro and zips.

Almost as many treats as there are hairs carefully spread across a certain Cowboys (or DTs) napper. What are the chances that next time we see him the "comb-over" is gone. he has had a very close haircut and that he may never speak to Jo again.