terri
wannabe diver
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Post by terri on Oct 6, 2009 8:07:42 GMT
Hey Guys… Hope you're all well. Paul and I are planning having a Halloween Party on…… Halloween (Saturday 31st October!) Hope you can all make it!?? Let us know... Plan is to dress up (essential) and get drunk (essential) Address: 5 Edward Avenue Stenhousemuir FK5 4JG Time: about 7.30 ... Cheers, Terri Mobile - 07908 208 247
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Post by graeme on Oct 6, 2009 10:15:38 GMT
Kit gimp, this is your time to shine (Latex is easily polished i believe)
Mosh, Will you be wearing your pearl knecklace again.
Cowboy, will you be wearing your chaps or will you just get them to carry you in on thier shoulders.
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Post by cowboy on Oct 6, 2009 12:35:06 GMT
got your secret santa sorted G.....£9.99 worth of special K......seemed ideal as you knew all about it and it's use on the "scene".
for those unfamiliar with the concept of Secret Santa our glorious leader (that's G btw) can give an in depth analysis and explanation. he has performed an in depth research project on our behalf to find out how the whole concept works and is now armed with the knowledge necessary toi explain this alien concept to the masses.
you going to wear the thong and basque Graeme for Hallowe'en? looks awesome on your facebook page. i am hoping that's only Mosh's drool on the basque though - he did seem very excited in the pic, even in 2D.
gimpy in latex, there's a sight for sore eyes -if they weren't sore beforehand anyway. he always relishes a chance to dress up, makes a change from dressing to the left.
and btw i never intended to come in chaps..........leave that kind of thing to that happy band of brothers - you, Mosh and Special K.
i will be 2nd on call, so sober and ready to save lives!! (for a fee!!)
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Post by graeme on Oct 6, 2009 13:06:08 GMT
I thought i was doing a good deed by almost explaining secret santa. I had never heard of it until Mistress G started it in the club. Its only a stupid explanation if you already know what its about. I thought maybe there were others out there, like me, who were brought up without secret santa but were afraid to ask in case of ridicule and bullying. I got bullied at school for trying to help people and now you and your accomplice are doing it again. Its not fair. In my letter to secret santa i'm going to ask that you dont get anything because you are a bully.
I had heard of special K from a vets wife. She said she needed it to brighten up her dreary sex life. Something about being bored at giving all the time.
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Post by GScrym on Oct 6, 2009 16:55:04 GMT
If anyone needs Secret Santa explained, I am more than happy to explain what is involved, expected and the levels of embarrassment you can experience when you take your gift home and try to explain why someone in the dive club has bought you matching edible undies!
I thought it was a bit early to mention it but I'm happy to let my elf out his cupboard and start training for the event. I also have some wonderful ideas for gifts.
As for the Halloween party, it's a wonderful idea but I think there should be conditions put on the lovely Mr Mackays costume. It's too easy for him to arrive in anything related to ancient Scotland! Nothing Clan related. ;D
If people want to start giving me names for Secret Santa, I'm more than happy to arrange. If it's done in time, pressies can be given out at the Christmas night out.
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Post by cowboy on Oct 6, 2009 16:56:07 GMT
you only got bullied at school by the girls!!!(still do)
gimp got bullied by the head mistress (still does).
i was obviously perfect, but not prefect.
count me in for secret santa mistress, now that i fully understand the concept courtesy of our glorious leader (OGL). was like the mushroom cloud over hiroshima as the new knowledge exploded in our collective consciousness........must have been like that to sit athe feet of the buddha (there are similarities now i think of it). i sat open mouthed and OGLed.
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Post by GScrym on Oct 6, 2009 17:49:27 GMT
It doesn't count as bullying when the bullying is followed by 'thank you Mistress, again please!'.
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Post by graeme on Oct 6, 2009 18:40:18 GMT
on a serious note. Mistress Gillian, I am not sure how many of the club are going to the xmas night out. Going by last years performances where people were chased around the pub on giant space hoppers by others with whips its maybe not a good idea to have santa visit us in Inveraray. I would suggest the last club night around the 21st dec. But i will bow to your requests as usuall.
And less serious just miserable. I dont do fancy dress parties, never have and doubt i ever will. Clan stuff i'm not comfortable in but as others are in same boat i do it for charity.
I could dress up as a boring fart i.e myself
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Post by Kit Gimp on Oct 6, 2009 19:10:58 GMT
Cowboy I'm sure that was not the first time you sat at before Graeme open mouthed waiting to receive his ........ wisdom. As for the bullying....well you can't really call it bullying if you volunteered or paid for it. Terri thanks for the invite we would love to attend text me or Jo if you would like me to bring anything...like green bogey dip or mashed brains salsa. Mistress G please inform your grumpy elf that Mistress Jo and I would like to enter Secret Santa again this year. Ooh er.
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Post by cowboy on Oct 7, 2009 6:24:19 GMT
similarly Terri- anything you need/want brought just shout. i thought OGL could come as a member of the CID - just in plain clothes. and Gimp please dont dress up as an ejaculate again.......any excuse to come in your pants!
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terri
wannabe diver
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Post by terri on Oct 7, 2009 10:12:44 GMT
Thanks Gimp - yes please - your bogey dip and mashed brains are delicious!!! Graeme - If you don't dress up you don't get any candy!!
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Post by Kit Gimp on Oct 7, 2009 10:27:25 GMT
Graeme Ha Ha Ha you're not getting any candy.
Remember Cowboy its 7.30 - Nikki mentioned that you always get to these things toooooo early.
Such a disappointment.
I can't believe I missed the "coming in chaps" joke for Cowboy. Doh!!
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Post by cowboy on Oct 7, 2009 21:55:54 GMT
you missed it cos you're slow, but that's ok - you make up our quotient. i usually ensure i use fewer syllables with you, seems to make things easier and saves me repeating myself.
poor G with no candy stick. maybe Mosh will take you to the candy shop, he'll let you lick the lollipop........(come on gimp boy, name it!)
i could come along with my tongue sticking out for fiona gal, - returning to the birthplace of the Lap of Power!
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Post by Kit Gimp on Oct 8, 2009 10:59:17 GMT
Oooh! Saucer of milk for the man in chaps.
You know Fiona G doesn't like to be reminded about the "Lap of Power" (cue echo and lightning). As she also worries about information on a small piece of paper. Or pamphlet! (Ha ha ha). She also has another phobia but we won't mention that on a public forum.
As to the song Mr "Lap of Power" (cue echo and lightning) you already gave the title away, not your usual listening pleasure I'm sure unless Mr Mat Munro decides to cover one of Fiddys early hits.
Now back to your Sidney Devine collection have you copied it all yet? Along with all the show tunes you love soooo much, are they now converted to MP3 so you can listen to Julie Andrews and Barbra Streisand to your queen of hearts content.
Ooh I'm a dive God. Lol.
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Post by graeme on Oct 8, 2009 11:32:54 GMT
didnt want candy anyway so there
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