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Post by divermckay on Dec 14, 2008 18:44:22 GMT
who was touching and who was going. Was that part of the making up ritual.
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Post by cowboy on Dec 15, 2008 17:32:23 GMT
now that you are getting married, i will explain all privately - touching and going is indeed part of the ritual, who does what is determined by unwritten rules for a game you can never hope to understand no matter how long you play it. there are two teams - wives and hubbies, better referred to as them and us. them are a fearsome group, prone to indiscriminate drinking and needless threats of violence (or worse). they seek to control all aspects of life - from the remote control to choice of clothing, using a subtle form of mind control known as guilt. us are misunderstood philanthropists merely seeking to help people and make the world a happier place from the comfort of the sofa. marriage is a kind of scrum on the 22 line (they have been camped there for most of the game) where they seek to feed the hooker (sadly not the hooker within) and drop goal you over the bar....... just like with daleks it's easier to obey, and run off with Billie Piper when you get the chance.
here endeth the rambling lesson! (ps dont tell the missus!)
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Post by divermckay on Dec 18, 2008 12:48:08 GMT
there was a lot of touching and going in the dark of loch long on wednesday night. It was fantastic. Thanks cowboy. I was moist
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Post by cowboy on Dec 18, 2008 14:03:26 GMT
no probs big fella, i aim to give satisfaction and i think it was duly delivered on wednesday!
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Post by Kit Gimp on Dec 18, 2008 19:36:03 GMT
Eeeuw. You two should get a room!!! Cowboy? You can aim with that thing? I thought you just battered away hoping to hit the spot. I'm not jealous about missing the night dive, I was quite happy looking after a two year old and later sitting outside a council house in Grangemouth whilst number one son got a drum lesson. Least I think thats what he was getting a lesson in. Next door has a model who does French lessons. Mmmmmmmm? See cowboys right we are misunderstood philanthropists.
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Post by cowboy on Dec 18, 2008 19:42:12 GMT
believe me gimpy boy, you missed out on wednesday - 6 foot of blubber and muscle slipping through the water beside me was an eyeopener and occasionally shocking as the suitless form emerged from the dark.........all close enough to touch and bodies pressed close under the water.....20 minutes of action was more than enough for me, and left us both smiling from ear to ear!
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Post by Kit Gimp on Dec 19, 2008 9:51:34 GMT
Surely your not talking of the fabled Loch Long Black Porpoise? I am indeed jealous. I once had a close encounter with that mighty beast near Javea, it changed my life. Grace power poise all in one glistening tight black package. No wonder you were smiling from ear to ear and I'm sure spent from your exertions!
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Post by divermckay on Dec 19, 2008 13:33:15 GMT
whats wrong with a council house? Why did you feel the need to specify it was a council house? Do you have something against council houses,estates or the people that live in them? Is this your privately owned house side coming out? and here was me thinking that cowboy was the only lord of the manner.
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Post by Kit Gimp on Dec 19, 2008 17:47:17 GMT
They are not estates they are schemes. Hence the term "stay away from those schemeys". People like Cowboy live on estates. And obviously myself had Father not lost everything in great Wall Street crash. Anyway its an ex council house. There is some sort of right to buy system in operation where schemeys get to buy the house they live in for next to fark all. ;D Light blue touch paper and then retire. Any postings on this sight are not necessarily condoned agreed with or upheld by BSAC and may just be the ramblings of a twisted few.
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Post by divermckay on Dec 22, 2008 10:29:18 GMT
hackles raised and lowered. blue touch paper ignited and extinguished. secret santas coming woo hoo (ahem ba humbug)
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Post by cowboy on Dec 22, 2008 13:06:49 GMT
i'd watch yourself gimp, you dont want to mess with "Rambo" McKay- he's a pure killing machine!
and btw, i dont live on an estate, the staff live on the estate. i live in the big hoose!
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