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Don
Feb 7, 2006 15:58:27 GMT
Post by GScrym on Feb 7, 2006 15:58:27 GMT
It's far too early in your career for you to be allowed such luxuries as sleeping on the cats bed. Re-training may be in order or you may start to think you have reached the lofty heights of slavedom!
I may have to get M'Lord Cowboys pump for a swift purging for you.
Be exhalted for your honesty though.
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Don
Feb 7, 2006 19:36:53 GMT
Post by cowboy on Feb 7, 2006 19:36:53 GMT
i exalt you again master diver lecturer............. a.k.a. "L" plate gimp.
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Don
Feb 8, 2006 15:57:27 GMT
Post by Fiona on Feb 8, 2006 15:57:27 GMT
This is getting WAY too silly. I've only been away for a few days and now I don't have a bloody clue what's going on. I think I might need refresher training to remain Ms Scrymgeour's assistant.
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Don
Feb 8, 2006 16:12:53 GMT
Post by divermckay on Feb 8, 2006 16:12:53 GMT
Even a superbly talented diver like you cowboy, must know that a number of requirements have to be met before you can reach the exhaulted ranks of master diverdom. A short list follows a) An ability to convince others that your SMB round the neck deployment/fast ascent are important skills b)Be able to empty the water from your dry suit and look like its meant to be there c)Crawl along seabed and blame the sport/trainee diver for stirring viz with poor finning technique d)Tell tall tales of how hard your training was in the olden days compared to the few easy skills that trainees need now e)Finally and most importantly you have to actually dive with a super dooper instructor now and again to get some skills completed. (Sam is always happy to do master diver ascents and rescues any time) While i dont class myself as a super dooper instructor(others within the club clearly do) i would be more than happy to pass on my extensive dive knowledge to any fledgling MD all they need do is beg and give me some Karma the above post was written very tongue in cheek and no offense is meant. None will be taken in return for cheaky replies. As long as i get some karma there will be no blood shed, and harmony will continue
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Don
Feb 8, 2006 16:28:34 GMT
Post by GScrym on Feb 8, 2006 16:28:34 GMT
Divermackay, I love the disclaimer and the unadulterated karma begging ;D.
[glow=red,2,300]the above post was written very tongue in cheek and no offense is meant. None will be taken in return for cheaky replies. As long as i get some karma there will be no blood shed, and harmony will continue [/glow]
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Don
Feb 8, 2006 16:30:57 GMT
Post by GScrym on Feb 8, 2006 16:30:57 GMT
You've had all the training you would ever require to run a gimp stable, you just need to find more potential gimps to practise on. The two that you work with would be a fine start. You have already instilled a certain level of fear into them, the should be easy to train.
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Don
Feb 8, 2006 20:04:37 GMT
Post by cowboy on Feb 8, 2006 20:04:37 GMT
needy isnt he- at least he got the superbly talented bit right...............
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Don
Feb 9, 2006 16:40:38 GMT
Post by divermckay on Feb 9, 2006 16:40:38 GMT
needy, lonely, skint, fat, unloved and unwanted. and still the lowest karma points not that that matters when you're as down and depressed as me. the birds wont even eat the stuff off my bird table remember the singing kettle song? NO BODY LOVES ME EVERYBODY HATES ME I'M AWAIT TO EAT SOME WORMS SMALL FAT JUICY ONES LONG SKINNY WINNY ONES I'M AWAY TO EAT SOME WORMS FIRST YOU BITE OFF THE HEAD THEN YOU SUCK OUT THE JUICE AND THROW THE SKINS AWAAYHAYHAYBOOOHOOOHOOOO LEAVE ME ALONE YOU'RE ALL NASTY BULLIES
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Don
Feb 9, 2006 17:12:30 GMT
Post by cowboy on Feb 9, 2006 17:12:30 GMT
oh god- have some karma if it'll stop the whining!!!!
methinks mistress gillian needs to do some retraining with you!! if you need cheering up.....my stalker is at a loose end- i could send her in your direction and then you could have that wanted (bunny boiler) feeling!
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Don
Feb 9, 2006 17:28:37 GMT
Post by divermckay on Feb 9, 2006 17:28:37 GMT
NO THANKS I SAW MOST OF THAT BODY WHEN SHE BURST FROM HER STRAIGHT JACKET AT JILLS DO.
I THINK I'LL JUST MOPE AROUND MOANING.
BOOOO HOOOOOO WHAILLLLLLLS OF ANGUISH, WE'RE DOOMED
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Don
Feb 9, 2006 18:20:44 GMT
Post by GScrym on Feb 9, 2006 18:20:44 GMT
The song really goes;-
Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I think I'll go and eat worms. Big fat juicy ones, wee skinny winny ones, See how they wiggle and squirm.
Bite of the heads and sook out the juice, and throw the skins away. Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I'll eat worms three times a day.
Have smidge of Karma.
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Don
Feb 9, 2006 19:01:14 GMT
Post by cowboy on Feb 9, 2006 19:01:14 GMT
but i've shown her ur pic and told her how "big" you are - she really likes the look and sound of you G, and she'll gives you loads of karma-like madness. as for the body bursting, well it's bursting some more so jump aboard and yell yeehaa. look on it this way, after she's stalked you for a while, you'll feel really good about yourself when you realise just how sad and mental her life appears to be. i think i've managed to shake her off, so she does need a new victi....... interest. she's always said how she fancied trying diving and well, you are a sooper dooper instructor.......
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Don
Feb 9, 2006 19:23:24 GMT
Post by Ronnie on Feb 9, 2006 19:23:24 GMT
G if you promise to come diving at the weekend and resume your fire starter duties, i shall exhalt you as the dive instructor extraordinaire who looks after his fellow divers with leaky 'dry' suits and wet underwear. And with your skills i understand the damp underwear is not always down to the leaking suit.
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Don
Feb 9, 2006 23:16:03 GMT
Post by divermckay on Feb 9, 2006 23:16:03 GMT
The song really goes;- Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I think I'll go and eat worms. Big fat juicy ones, wee skinny winny ones, See how they wiggle and squirm. Bite of the heads and sook out the juice, and throw the skins away. Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I'll eat worms three times a day. Have smidge of Karma. I am on suicide watch coz am that sad and need cheering up . Just as i'm feeling better about things i'm told i'm an idiot who doesnt even know the words to a childrens song. Cheers i'm away to look for a big bridge to jump from . knowing my luck i'll climb up to jump and fall backward onto the pavement crack my head and end up with stiches. Will i get kar sympathy then.
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Don
Feb 10, 2006 8:48:57 GMT
Post by GScrym on Feb 10, 2006 8:48:57 GMT
Yeh but just think how hard you'll look as a bouncer with a big zip-like scar running across your noggin.
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