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Post by divermckay on Jan 15, 2009 15:57:13 GMT
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thomasduff
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Post by thomasduff on Jan 15, 2009 17:31:29 GMT
Dare I ask who the twister ( show Off) was?
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Post by divermckay on Jan 19, 2009 16:12:17 GMT
its a secret, but i'll give you a hint. HE had a beard and wasn't using force fins.
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Post by Kit Gimp on Jan 19, 2009 16:51:19 GMT
I know I know, can I guess.
Was he a hardy Scottish diver famed for wearing a shorty in even the harshest of conditions?
Generous to a fault an allround nice guy who would do anything for you?
Am I getting warm?
I like the way you appeared to copy the footage of the TV. Was that ment?
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Post by cowboy on Jan 19, 2009 17:14:45 GMT
do you two want to get a room???
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Post by Kit Gimp on Jan 19, 2009 17:31:10 GMT
Cowboy you're just jealous.
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Post by cowboy on Jan 19, 2009 20:03:21 GMT
erm, how can i put this.........no. but you 2 girls just get on with it, dont let the audience stop you.....
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Post by cowboy on Jan 20, 2009 17:08:40 GMT
don't take the criticism to heart gimpy baby, you just carry on with the "big-man love" as you put it - you may worry that it somehow diminishes you in the eyes of your fellow divers, but ach weel it jus'disnae!
tum te tum............. ;D ;D
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Post by Kit Gimp on Jan 20, 2009 23:06:50 GMT
Cowboy if I see you up the Blue Oyster Bar I'll not be surprised. Saw you drive off in your hairdressers car last night in the orange glow of the street lights I'm sure it looked pink (like Garys new dry suit). Someone said its an X3. LOL. And Jo90 is a Gerry Anderson show not a Disney cartoon, so stop it. I'm already in deep poo for that one. And it was "big hairy man love" WE were talking about.
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Post by MoshDiver on Jan 21, 2009 9:11:26 GMT
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Post by GScrym on Jan 21, 2009 19:31:44 GMT
Don't you mean prowess m'dear?
As for all this 'big man love' that's been going on, I only have to ask, will the big orange fella be involved?
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Post by cowboy on Jan 21, 2009 20:22:22 GMT
ouch.......a three way with the dominatinly circular figure of the orange fella......would that mean our two love birds would be in a weird orange order? or are we talking about the orange fella being the piggy in the middle so to speak, or at least the piggy cooking going round and round over the fire?? the mind boggles and would prefer not to visualise........maybe best as manga and not full colour......couldn't see Walt and his little cohorts putting that up as the next big cartoon breakthrough movie.
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Post by MoshDiver on Jan 22, 2009 9:26:22 GMT
We could start a new reality show pairing experts like Kit Gimp & Divermckay with celebrities. Call it... Strictly Aqua Dancing (SAD for short). Couples would be marked for their elegance in the water and we could take points off for how much air was used in the performance. I'm sure the BBC have probably commissioned something like this already.
I'd like to be a judge, cos it's easier to sit on the sidelines and make comment and you get paid more. Cowboy you'd make a great fellow judge - you could be the villain as I'm far too nice to make that believable.
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Post by Kit Gimp on Jan 22, 2009 9:59:58 GMT
Where do I start Mosh? Me an expert. Ha ha ha ha. I'll get that in before cowboy sticks his .............. oar in. I definitely see cowboy as the Arleen type. Bitter and embittered Sitting on the sidelines and passing barbed comment would appear to be Moshdiver and cowboys forty. Meow! X3 Out of choice??? I thought I would check and I liked this defination.... Embittered: adjective: Bitingly hostile: acrimonious, bitter, hard, rancorous, resentful, virulent. Hands up if this applies to you.
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Post by cowboy on Jan 22, 2009 10:26:41 GMT
now thats just hurtful. if i had any sensitivity at all i could be quite upset by your remarks. would you care for a saucer of milk at your candlelit table for 2?
i see myself more as offering constructive criticism, i do the same for the staff at the stately home - and they all tug their forelock after and thank me.
i would like to apologise however for intruding into your and G's world of "big man love" with Mr Orange - i do feel we should have left you alone on your voyage of intimate discovery; its the poor womenfolk i feel sorry for, blissfully unaware of the back door shenanigans - that disnae bear thinking about.
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