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Post by divermckay on Nov 18, 2008 15:44:27 GMT
cant get down because your ears are to big, try yoga.
fix attachments in various positions, strap on in doggy, ball gag in.....you get the idea. Plus i've run out of positions and attachments.
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Post by cowboy on Nov 18, 2008 17:11:08 GMT
it was when he turned his hood around to reveal straws where his nose should be that i got very concerned..............i believe he even marked himself with the strapping to the point his poor innocent wife had to ask what he'd been up to.
whoevers getting his secret santa should have fair idea what to get him....some instrument of tortune no doubt. it's like torture only the gag in his mouth means he can only go "nnnnnnn".
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Post by GScrym on Nov 19, 2008 11:10:35 GMT
I'll put a little note on the text for who-ever has to buy for him. As the say on the lottery advert - 'it could be you!'  |
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Post by MoshDiver on Nov 19, 2008 11:19:23 GMT
What can I say - I look forward to the Monday before Xmas and the thought of somebody taking the time to buy me a new attachment. I thought the Secret Santa wasn't to be diving related?!
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Post by Kit Gimp on Nov 19, 2008 11:30:48 GMT
It depends on what sort of diving your talking about.
On the subject of the harness Moshdiver is trussing himself up in, has anyone noticed the opening photo (Mark I think).
A very similar kit. Is there a sub club? A club within a club we should know about?
Where do I sign.....?
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Post by divermckay on Nov 19, 2008 15:17:53 GMT
Marks doesn't have the stitching to accentuate the 6 pack like Martins. Martin is going for the Spartans look in 300. You know the look i'm talking about, CG graphics, make up and costume to make the belly look like a wash board.
Sorry Meet the Spartans not 300.
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Post by cowboy on Nov 19, 2008 19:14:49 GMT
mosh diver certainly is going for a very specific look, and i've no doubt it feels sooooo good too.
as kitty boy (the gimp-apprentice) says, the sub club within the community would appear to alive and well- attracting brave new acolytes willing to expose their dark world to the bright light of truth and wholesomeness that the rest of us live in above the surface.
can you get a 2nd stage shaped like straws to attach to a full face mask? i bet he'd lurve that from Santy!
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Post by MoshDiver on Nov 19, 2008 19:54:18 GMT
Maybe there is a sub club in the club or a darker side to certain individuals. I just would like to detach myself from this sector of perverted debaunchery, although each to their own. Maybe Cowboy and kit gimp would like to start a 'sub' committee together - c'mon guys it's time to come out of the closet dungeon.
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Post by cowboy on Nov 20, 2008 13:50:58 GMT
eh hem, exactly who is the proud owner of the bestudded wing?
neither gimpy boy nor I own such an item, seems like the mosher doth protest too much!
now we know what happens to the profits he makes with the club finances - leathergoods!
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Post by divermckay on Nov 20, 2008 17:33:27 GMT
he doesnt make profits, he creates them from thin air. I once saw him get £400 pounds from a spread sheet with nothing but a magic computer.
As far as the S+M sub club within the sub club in the club. Cowboy seems to know a lot about such things. Is he aware that he fits the profile of a S+M master.
Profile is middle aged, professional , no kids, successful business man, upper middle class, did you perhaps live with a domineering mother until later on in life or did you attend an exclusive private boarding school, with house matrons to punish naughty boys.
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Post by MoshDiver on Nov 21, 2008 2:27:47 GMT
Hi Cowboy - if you need any accounts advice for your new sub club I'd be happy to share my magic spreadsheets. Just promise you won't wear anything from your usual side of the street so to speak.
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Post by cowboy on Nov 21, 2008 8:23:36 GMT
where can anyone get such a magic computer - money from thin air sounds a really good trick; i seem to remember witnessing such a marvel before also.
my usual side of the street is bare of studded leather work cunningly discuised as dive gear, sadly i only managed to source an old normal wing, nowhere near as many rings or piercings as mosh's own efforts. perhaps such an item costs, oh i dont know, about £400??
i fear i do fit the profile of a master, but only in the sense of all my grateful staff who work so hard for me benefit and all the acres back at the big hoose (commoners not to use main entrance obviously). that and coming out as The Emperor Palpatine in an online "which star wars character are you?" quiz we did at work when very bored -which makes a master of the dark side i am .
what profile do others have - works from home on the internet using electric trickery and surfing for a living (what he surfs no-one likes to ask).
or plays with big trains for a living..........not sure what that says about you ..?
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Post by divermckay on Nov 21, 2008 15:18:53 GMT
I still cant get the train in the tunnel, read the right signals or flick the appropriate switches.
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Post by cowboy on Nov 21, 2008 16:24:44 GMT
that explains so much, would you like a copy of the manual of switch flicking, tunnel entering and signal reading - im sure mosh has a video or pamphlet on these kinds of things - just ignore all references to pain, riding crops and chafing; thats not for you and me, just his little leatherette world.
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